The Colony of Big Fellas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by GamerMan with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.193 billion Big Fellas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamersburgh. The average income tax rate is 54.3%.

The powerhouse Big Fellas economy, worth 288 trillion fat stacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,443 fat stacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, new research always seems to support government initiatives, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Fellas's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Big Fellas is ranked 53,392^nd in the world and 1,646^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.